In Da' Tub
Go, go, go, go get in the tub,
With a laptop, start that remote club.
We gonna soak while we on the job,
Look, team, I got the foam, let’s multitask and bub'.
You can find me in the tub, Zoom on with no flub,
Working hard, but in water, that’s my kind of hub.
I’m into sending emails, not the office hubbub,
So come join the call if you’re into scrum.
When I sign in, yeah, it’s from my bathtub spot,
No need for shoes, I’m rocking those soap suds, hot.
In the bathroom, man, my workflow’s a breeze,
Got my rubber duck here, making meetings a tease.
If you watch how I type, you’ll see suds on the keys,
I’m the king of multitasking, just floating with ease.
Got a towel for a meeting, but I don’t wear a suit,
In this remote world, they sayin’, “Hey, that’s mute,”
They like me, don’t want them to see my remote view.
You can find me in the tub, Zoom on with no flub,
Working hard, but in water, that’s my kind of hub.
I’m into sending emails, not the office hubbub,
So come join the call if you’re into scrum.